Exercise Machines
I hate exercise machines. Whoever came up with the idea of exercising in the confines of their house, should get out more. The Queen has recently mentioned purchasing another exercise machine. This would not be the first. Here is my issue with exercise machines: You spend days or weeks researching the one vessel that will lower your weight and tone your muscles. You finally figure out that the super deluxe off the ground unicycle made of the gold plated wire rim with pulse control, radio, and a seat small enough to be used as an anal probe is the product you need. The cup holder is an extra option that you will also add to the purchase. Hey, it is cheaper than the platinum one. After all, let's not go overboard, who needs platinum? You empty out your bank account and head to the nearest fitness equipment sales center to purchase it. How nice is it that they will even deliver it for free? Having received your new gold plated exercise vehicle, you climb aboard and test it out. This i