Toiletseeing

Well, well, well. This is indeed a deep subject. I checked in on iNina today to see her pictures from her trip to Greece. It looks like a great time. She mentioned one word in her blog entry about toiletseeing. Of course, this made my blood pump. Just the thought of toiletseeing sounded like something right down my alley.

My first thought was to of course use the toilet. But after that, I was thinking of the travel industry and how an entire industry could be created with toiletseeing tours. Hundreds of people lined up in rows waiting to approach the toilet. Visitors leaving with the toilet paper firmly grasping on the shoes.

You could have different kinds of tours. The men's tour. The women's tour. The walk into the other sex bathroom tour. The golden plunger tour (only the best toilets are featured).

The photo opportunities are too numerous to mention. Women standing in front of urinals. Men using a bidet. Men looking at the tampon dispenser. Women looking at the condom vending machines. Toilet paper mummy's. SUPER PLUNGER!

This is truly brilliant! The travel industry will create new magazines just for toiletseeing. Hey, they do it for cruises....and that is just a boat.

This brings me to my point (as I almost always have one). By making an entire industry on touring toilets, do you think the toilets will be any cleaner? Will shop owner spend the extra money to make the toilet nicer? Will they make sure the toilet has enough toilet paper?

I think so.


Did you know...

The fish-n-flush is an actual aquarium in the tank of a toilet.

Comments

Mickey said…
I'm willing to bet there would be a market for Shitty Toilet Tours.. I mean, how many times has someone said 'man, this toilet at work is ALWAYS plugged full of the nastiest stuff!!' and you're privately thinking to yourself 'this guy hasnt seen ANYTHING like what I have to endure!'. In the last 6 months I can think of no less than 3 toilets/mens rooms that would go on the tour list. Imagine if you included barroom toilets within this list.. good God.

The key word here would be 'tour', that way you wouldn't be subjected to actually using the facilities.
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