New Underwear


I purchased new underwear last Saturday. They feel very comfy, almost to the point where walking in my underwear can make me (one sided grin) "happy." I purchased the Hanes classic boxer briefs with the tagless comfortsoft waistband. That comfortsoft waistband really makes a difference. Certain parts are not falling out of flaps because there are no flaps. I guess they finally figured out that with boxer briefs, nobody uses the flaps.

I am sure, that at this point many people are wondering why I am so infatuated with my new underwear.

I have gone through the cycle of underwear as many men (and women) have. I had whitey-tighties all through high school and into the Air Force. While in the Air Force though I was informed that I was to wear boxers. The first wife wanted to get pregnant and she believed that briefs lower the sperm count. OK...whatever...it is underwear.

That is until you actually wear boxers and the boys feel FREE! No more uncomfortable shifting and if you need to make use of the urinal, the flap actually makes sense. Of course there are some drawbacks. One is the stretch factor... If you are active, they tend to stretch out in certain places. Once this happens, you are doomed to the self-inflicted wedgie.

A self-inflicted wedgie is slightly different than the normal pull your friend's underwear over their shoulders type of wedgie. The self-inflicted wedgie tends to be that bunch of underwear that really has nowhere else to go but straight up the butt. I hate that. You can't sit there and pull it out without looking really stupid and blowing your image. So you sit there on the train thinking to yourself that if you can manage to take a "fart-walk" to the next car, you may be able to kill off two birds with one gall stone.

Of course, if someone realizes that you are walking around with a load of underwear squished between the butt cheeks, it could be worse...you could actually end up in an atomic wedgie. Once that happens, your waistband is surely ruined as is your hair. Your see, with the atomic wedgie, the waistband is wrapped over the head.

I have moved on from the boxers to the boxer briefs and now the improved tagless comfortsoft waistband boxer briefs. I like them and they don't bunch up.

This brings me to my point (as I almost always have one). Buy new underwear. I am absolutely positive that over 50% of the people out there are wearing underwear well beyond the life of the item. I am sure that the boxers some people are wearing on those trains are merely paper-thin sheers held together with duct tape.

I would bet that it is not only men that have this issue as well. How many women out there are wearing panties with the holes along the waistband. How about that bra that still "fits."

People are spending hundreds of dollars on the right shoes, or the nice jacket...but will not throw away the underwear they wore back in high school. Throw it away! I suggest buying the Hanes boxer briefs with the tagless comfortsoft waistband?

Did you know...

The thong accounts for 25% of the United States women's underwear market.

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